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  We’re thrilled to be talking to Elouise from Karen Charles'  A Glimpse Too Far .  It is a pleasure to have her with us today at Pimp That Character! * * * Thank you for your interview, Elouise.  How old are you and what do you do for a living?  The story begins when I’m eight years old and continues into my young adulthood. I worked on my grandparents’ horse ranch, where I trained horses, provided therapy for children using the horses, and assisted with their rehabilitation. Later, I worked for a senator in Washington, D.C. Can you tell us about one of your most distinguishable features? When someone touches me, I catch a glimpse of their past or future. What would I love the most about you? You would love my passion and dedication to working with horses. I am also a horse whisperer.  What makes you laugh out loud? I laugh with joy, galloping through the meadow on my horse, Penny. What is your most treasured possession? Penny, my horse. A...

  We’re thrilled to be talking to Joy from Christine Amsden's Knot of Souls .  It is a pleasure to have her with us today at Pimp That Character! * * * Thank you for your interview, Joy.  How old are you and what do you do for a living?  Until recently, I was a receptionist just barely out of college. But since my body was hijacked and I've missed a few days of work, I'm not sure I still have a job.  You don't like that job anyway.  And this is Shade, the hijacker I mentioned.  That was an accident. You died. I thought your soul was gone.  I'm still here, though.  What would I love the most about you? I love to bake. People are always asking for my recipes.  You're constantly taking care of others instead of yourself.  Me? Remind me again how you got into this mess? Were you "taking care of yourself?"  Obviously. I was trying to become King of the Fae.  You don't want to be K...

  We’re thrilled to be talking to Vispushin from Christopher Kaufman's Tales of the Ocean City .  It is a pleasure to have him with us today at Pimp That Character! * * * Thank you for your interview, Vispushin.  How old are you and what do you do for a living?  “Hello, human friends. My name is Vispushin. I am a perianth. We are an ancient race…you might relate to us as kind of telepathic pegasi. My true age is a mystery…For a living?…I assume you mean what I do in my life. What is most important to me is being a true companion to my bond-mate, Harl’ut. He is a Pla’than’tirian, a similar being to you humans. We were bonded when he was a babe and we speak to each other mind-to-mind. We are family.  Not long ago, while on our way to The Ocean City, we were attacked by evil Vorm warriors…and then it was most important for me to lead young Harl’ut in deadly battle against those horrific creatures.” Can you tell us about one of y...

  We’re thrilled to be talking to Laura Harris from Marlene M. Bell's A Hush at Midnight .  It is a pleasure to have her with us today at Pimp That Character! * * * Thank you for your interview, Laura.  How old are you and what do you do for a living?     Good to be with you today. I’m forty-seven years old, currently on hiatus from my celebrity chef’s position in California. My specialty is making pastry and sinful desserts. I’m in Texas temporarily to be with my parents who are dealing with health issues.  Can you tell us about one of your most distinguishable features?    If you can call it a feature, I’m very petite. Four-foot-eleven inches in my bare feet. Not exactly an off the rack girl when it comes to buying clothes and shoes. What would I love the most about you?   I’m strong willed and have a big heart. A friend of mine is a friend for life.  What is your most treasured possession? ...

We’re thrilled to be talking to Subject #30452 from Andrew Marc Rowe's HI DE HO, INFECTERINO!  It is a pleasure to have him with us today at Pimp That Character! * * * Thank you for your interview, Subject #30452.  How old are you and what do you do for a living?  Well, I'm a hyper-intelligent crow. I scavenge vittles from the idiot humans of whom I can take advantage. I just learned English with the help of Zane, from Zane's, the best arcade in New Jersey... according to him, anyway. He's a dirty hippie who used to sell acid at Shakedown Street, the parking lot outside of Grateful Dead concerts, till he wised up and went legit. Sort of. Can you tell us about one of your most distinguishable features? I come from a respected Russian family from St. Petersburg and am traditionally a nationalist Russian. I love my fatherland. However, since I lived in the USA for several years. I am also a politically western-minded person. I a...

  We’re thrilled to be talking to Alexei Sokolov from Jorg H. Trauboth's THE DEATH OF THE KREMLIN CZAR.  It is a pleasure to have him with us today at Pimp That Character! * * * Thank you for your interview, Alexei.  How old are you and what do you do for a living?  Thank you very much for the invitation. I am 53 years old and financially secure.  I prefer to let the media speculate about my wealth. But it is true that I am one of the richest people in Russia.  Incidentally, it's not true that I acquired my wealth illegally. Like others, I bought shares cheaply during the privatization of Russian state-owned companies and thus created the basis for my current real estate empire. Today, I know that money alone does not make you happy. Especially when you need the support of the Russian president to maintain your wealth. As a rich oligarch, you are his prisoner. But more on that later.  Can you tell us about one of your mos...