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  We’re thrilled to be talking to Laura Harris from Marlene M. Bell's A Hush at Midnight .  It is a pleasure to have her with us today at Pimp That Character! * * * Thank you for your interview, Laura.  How old are you and what do you do for a living?     Good to be with you today. I’m forty-seven years old, currently on hiatus from my celebrity chef’s position in California. My specialty is making pastry and sinful desserts. I’m in Texas temporarily to be with my parents who are dealing with health issues.  Can you tell us about one of your most distinguishable features?    If you can call it a feature, I’m very petite. Four-foot-eleven inches in my bare feet. Not exactly an off the rack girl when it comes to buying clothes and shoes. What would I love the most about you?   I’m strong willed and have a big heart. A friend of mine is a friend for life.  What is your most treasured possession? ...

We’re thrilled to be talking to Subject #30452 from Andrew Marc Rowe's HI DE HO, INFECTERINO!  It is a pleasure to have him with us today at Pimp That Character! * * * Thank you for your interview, Subject #30452.  How old are you and what do you do for a living?  Well, I'm a hyper-intelligent crow. I scavenge vittles from the idiot humans of whom I can take advantage. I just learned English with the help of Zane, from Zane's, the best arcade in New Jersey... according to him, anyway. He's a dirty hippie who used to sell acid at Shakedown Street, the parking lot outside of Grateful Dead concerts, till he wised up and went legit. Sort of. Can you tell us about one of your most distinguishable features? I come from a respected Russian family from St. Petersburg and am traditionally a nationalist Russian. I love my fatherland. However, since I lived in the USA for several years. I am also a politically western-minded person. I a...

  We’re thrilled to be talking to Alexei Sokolov from Jorg H. Trauboth's THE DEATH OF THE KREMLIN CZAR.  It is a pleasure to have him with us today at Pimp That Character! * * * Thank you for your interview, Alexei.  How old are you and what do you do for a living?  Thank you very much for the invitation. I am 53 years old and financially secure.  I prefer to let the media speculate about my wealth. But it is true that I am one of the richest people in Russia.  Incidentally, it's not true that I acquired my wealth illegally. Like others, I bought shares cheaply during the privatization of Russian state-owned companies and thus created the basis for my current real estate empire. Today, I know that money alone does not make you happy. Especially when you need the support of the Russian president to maintain your wealth. As a rich oligarch, you are his prisoner. But more on that later.  Can you tell us about one of your mos...

  We’re thrilled to be talking to Sarah Bentley from Jean Hackensmith's A DREAM IN THE WILDERNESS.  It is a pleasure to have her with us today at Pimp That Character! * * * Thank you for your interview, Sarah.  How old are you and what do you do for a living?    I am 21 years old and work as a nanny for a family in Wisconsin, which is located in the Michigan Territory. Can you tell us about one of your most distinguishable features? I've been told that my amber eyes are quite mesmerizing. Personally, I wish they were just plain old brown. What would I love the most about you? I'm kind, caring, and understanding. I'm also a good listener. And I absolutely LOVE children. In fact, I dream of being a teacher one day. What makes you laugh out loud? The children. They say some of the darndest things and make me laugh all the time. What is your most treasured possession? My books. I brought a whole trunk of...

  We’re thrilled to be talking to DCI Lowe from Andre Spiteri's VANITY PROJECT.  It is a pleasure to have him with us today at Pimp That Character! * * * Thank you for your interview, DCI Lowe. How old are you and what do you do for a living?  Hiya, and thanks for having me. I'm the Detective Chief Inspector in charge of East Strathburgh Ward's major investigations team. Detective Inspector Brian Brandon's boss. And, well, if you must know, I'm 52 years old and feeling every single one of them. This bloody job. And bloody DI Brandon. Can you tell us about one of your most distinguishable features?  I pretend not to notice, but I know they all make fun of my eyebrows behind my back. They're just jealous. What would I love the most about you?  I don't believe in micromanagement, so I won't interfere unless I have to. Which, in DI Brandon's case, has been happening more than I'd like. What makes you laugh out lo...

  We’re thrilled to be talking to Marcus Dewar from Kenneth A. Baldwin's The Shards of Lafayette.  It is a pleasure to have him with us today at Pimp That Character!   Thank you for your interview, Marcus.  How old are you and what do you do for a living?  Sure thing. This is my first time being interviewed like this, so sorry if there’s some things I can’t answer. I’m Marcus Dewar. I’m twenty years old, and I’m a pursuit pilot for the Air Service of the American Expeditionary Forces. Can you tell us about one of your most distinguishable features? I was lucky enough to serve as a mechanic for the Lafayette Escadrille, you know those Americans who volunteered to fly for the French Foreign Legion in the early years of the war. Whenever I tell people that, their eyebrows usually shoot up, and they have a million questions for me. But if I’m not know for that, I’m probably known as the guy with the witch mechanic. My best friend...